My Pinky Moments

SABTU [31/03/2012]

Assalammua'laikum pembuka kata, marilah sertai bersama.

wow! Tarikh tutup 31 March 2012 

Last Moments, JOINED :D haha

Terima kasih penutup bicara, harap maaf jika terguris jiwa.

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cuti sem keje McD

ISNIN [26/03/2012]

sekali lagi kerja di McD
aduh sayang
berhenti kerja berhenti kerja
member gaji naik kita gaji beginner

First kerja, 13 Dec 2010
masa ini baru tamat SPM
First berhenti, 'PLKN'

Second kerja, selepas 'RAYA'
Second berhenti, 'STUDY'

Third kerja, cuti 'STUDY'
Third berhenti, 'tunggu nama hilang dari system'
Manager cakap kalau boleh balik datang masuk kerja sekarang gaji dah mahal takkan nak keluar masuk McD lagi, cuba kekalkan jadi pekerja walaupun masih belajar.

Pertama kali full effort

ISNIN [19/03/12]
Start selepas solat subuh, Alhamdulillah semangat tanpa putus ulangkaji sehingga larut malam,
hanya berhenti seketika untuk mandi, basuh pakaian, makan, solat, dan tidur petang.

Mereka yg lain juga turut ramai yg bersemangat, mulai petang ulangkaji sehingga tidak tidur malam,
mereka tidur selepas tamat menduduki peperiksaan math 9.00AM-12.00PM.

Pada daku pula selepas paper math terus packing fail-fail math simpan dan terus keluarkan fail-fail fizik,
daku ada masalah sedikit dalam ilmu fizik ini, tapi malangnya satu malam online. Mujur selepas subuh ada semula semangat, daku lihat semula semua nota-nota lalu daku salin semula formula-formula yg ada di dalam kertas dan di tampal pada dinding belajar. Pada pukul 12.00PM daku tidur sehingga 2.30PM, mandi solat makan singgah library masuk asar pergi jemaah di pusat Islam kemudian kembali ke bilik. Salin pakaian dan kemudian melawat jiran-jiran, oh mereka sedang melayan korea, komik, counter-strike, dota, tengok trailer movie 2012 (hehe) daku terjoin tengok trailer.

Tidak mengapalah, last paper ini jatuh pada hari Sabtu, memadai rasanya ulangkaji pada setiap kali selepas Subuh.
Mudah-mudahan segala ilmu yg daku baca, faham dan hafal dikembalikan  kepadaku ketika daku memerlukannya.
Amin~

Teacher n Student

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

A mother with her straight little girl

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”

“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.”

Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”

“Because you got an F in sex.”